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I Didn't Have A Childhood.

I Still Have A Young Attitude.

The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.