Listen To The Chair Leg

Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!

By Four O'clock, I've Discounted Suicide In Favor Of Killing Everyone Else In The Entire World Instead.

What? I Bring Joy To The World. I Am Filled With Mirth And Sunlight. Also, I Am Batman.

Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel Horrible And Sexy!

What If I Left My Memory In The Future And I Have To Catch Up To It?