Life's Too Damn Funny For

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.

A Sequel Is An Admission That You've Been Reduced To Imitating Yourself.

Insects Have Their Own Point Of View About Civilization A Man Thinks He Amounts To A Great Deal But To A Flea Or A Mosquito A Human Being Is Merely Something Good To Eat.

I Love You As New Englanders Love Pie!