Life Is Adventure. Travel Is

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.

Life Is Adventure. Travel Is Adventure At A Different Address.