Life Is A Series Of

Number One, One, One On Wonderful Wino.

When Something Is 'new And Improved', Which Is It? If It's New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If It's An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It.

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.

So I Want To Thank The Pentagon, The Soviet Union And The Military-industrial Complex From The Bottom Of My Heart. Without Them, I Could Never Have Become The Man I Am Today.

When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.