Life Is A Game Played

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.