Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

Money Is Better Than Poverty, If Only For Financial Reasons.

We Laughed Over It, And Hemingway Punched Me In The Mouth.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.