I Want To Return To

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.

I Sued American Apparel Because They Calculatingly Took My Name, My Likeness And Image And Used Them Publicly To Promote Their Business.

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

I Didn't Know He Was Dead; I Thought He Was British.

I Was The Captain Of The Latent Paranoid Softball Team. We Used To Play All The Neurotics On Sunday Morning. Nailbiters Against The Bedwetters, And If You've Never Seen Neurotics Play Softball, It's Really Funny. I Used To Steal Second Base, And Feel Guilty And Go Back.