Life Ain't All Beer And

What A Sight There Is In That "smile!" It Changes Like A Chameleon. There Is A Vacant Smile, A Cold Smile, A Smile Of Hate, A Satiric Smile, An Affected Smile; But, Above All, A Smile Of Love.

The Happiness Of Every Country Depends Upon The Character Of Its People, Rather Than The Form Of Its Government.

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.

Mules And Human Jackasses Are Proverbially Stubborn.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.