There Is Nothing Like Fun,

Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Favoritism Manifests Itself In All Departments Of Government, Public And Private. It Is The Harder To Avoid, Because It Is So Natural.