Life Ain't All Beer And

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

Fastidiousness Is The Envelope Of Indelicacy.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

Self-possession Is The Backbone Of Authority.