Let's Stop For A Moment

Since 1980, There Have Been 91 Breaches Of Security At The White House. Well, 92 If You Count George Bush.

Here's The Plot Of 'interstellar.' Refugees - They're Known As Democrats - They're Looking For A New Planet.

There Just Isn't Enough Televised Chess

Obesity Is Now A Problem In The Navy. They've Created A New Rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

I'm So Excited For My Son. On Christmas Morning I Want To See His Face, To Be There When He Opens The Gifts. I Want The See What My Assistants Got Him For Christmas.