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To Label Jason Randal A Magician Does A Disservice. You'll Think The Laws Of Physics, Nature, The Universe Itself Have Been Suspended. He's As Good As Houdini Was At His Best!

I Don't Like Jokes About Sex Or Bodily Functions Or Drug Use Or The Difference Between New York And L.a. I Never Do Any Of That.

Bp Has Put More Birds In Oil Than Colonel Sanders.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.

Do You Know What I'm Going To Do When I Retire? I Hope To Become The New Face Of Scientology.