Let's Face It: It's Difficult

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'