Laziness. Unwarranted Repose Of Manner

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.

Art, N. This Word Has No Definition. Its Origin Is Related By The Ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape As "one Day A Wag - What Would The Wretch Be At? Shifted A Letter Of The Cipher Rat, And Said It Was A God's Name! . . ."

Ultimatum, N. In Diplomacy, A Last Demand Before Resorting To Concessions.

Pickaninny, N. The Young Of The "procyanthropos", Or "americanus Dominans". It Is Small, Black And Charged With Political Fatalities.

Asperse, V.t. Maliciously To Ascribe To Another Vicious Actions Which One Has Not Had The Temptation And Opportunity To Commit.