Woman, N. An Animal Usually

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Duty - That Which Sternly Impels Us In The Direction Of Profit, Along The Line Of Desire.

Hurricane, N. An Atmospheric Demonstration Once Very Common But Now Generally Abandoned For The Tornado And Cyclone. The Hurricane Is Still In Popular Use In The West Indies And Is Preferred By Certain Old- Fashioned Sea-captains.

Magpie, N.: A Bird Whose Theivish Disposition Suggested To Someone That It Might Be Taught To Talk.

An Old Wine-bibber Having Been Smashed In A Railway Collision, Some Wine Was Poured On His Lips To Revive Him.