Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

Very Good Cooks Who Are Employed As 'chefs' Rarely Refer To Themselves As 'chefs.' They Refer To Themselves As 'cooks.'

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Cash Advance.

Lumps Are Caused By One Thing And One Thing Alone - The Improper Addition Of A Starch.

My College Degree Was In Theater. But The Real Reason, If I Have Any Success In That Milieu, So To Speak, Is Because I Spent A Lot Of Years Directing, I Spent A Lot Of Years Behind The Camera