Labor Leaders Don't Do Much

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

You Know, A Communist's Whole Life Work Is Based On Complaint Of How Everything Is Done.... So If They Ever Get Their Country Running Good They Will Defeat Their Own Cause.

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

Know What You're Doing, Love What You're Doing, And Believe In What You're Doing.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.