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Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

You Know Lincoln's Famous Remark About "god Must Have Loved The Common People, Because He Made So Many Of Them?" Well, You Are Not Going To Get People's Votes Nowadays By Calling 'em Common. Lincoln Might Have Said It, But I Bet It Was Not Until After He Was Elected.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.