Know What I Mean? Eh,

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

When, In 1966, I Progressed To The Frost Report, I Was Paid Ten Guineas A Minute. I Was Guaranteed Three Minutes A Week, So This Was Good Money.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.