Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me

I Believe In The Separation Of Church And Planet.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

You Get Interviewed When You're Out Promoting Something.