Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue,

I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of Incredibly Talented People, And They All Want To Be A Penguin.

If You Go With Marshall Mcluhan's Theory That The Medium Is The Message, As Soon As You're Hosting A Blooper Show, You're Done.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.