Keep Your Lips And Other

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)

But As The Roman Playwright Terence Once Wrote, From Many A Bad Beginning Great Friendships Have Formed

So Help Me, I Won’t Rest Until I Bathe In Your Entrails! (apollymi)

Oh No, If You Really Want To Be Wicked To Him, Nuke It First. (geary) Yeah, But Given His Reaction To The Cupcake, That Might Overload His Taste Buds With Pleasure And Kill Him. (tory)

How Do You Feel? (maggie) Like I Got Hit By A Bus That Decided To Back Up A Few Times And Make Sure It Finished The Job. I Think It Must Have Ground Its Tires On My Ribs During The Last Run. You Know, Just In Case I Might Actually Want To Breathe Again In My Lifetime. (wren)