Keep Laughing. As Long As

Only Fools Are Positive.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream --- And We Haven't Got Any!