People Eat Duck And You

You Don't Have To Do It Straight Away, But Just Do It Before It Gets Really Bad.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

There’s Fish In Here That I’ve Read About That Are So See-through That They’re Invisible. So I Don’t Even Think They Know They Exist.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic