Just Go Outside And Look

They Don't Have A Lot Of Crime In The Countryside Other Than Theft. But Every Once In A While, Things Turn Ugly, And When They Turn Ugly, They Turn Very Ugly.

Well, I Am Becoming Doddering And Old But I Have - I'm Writing Two Books A Year Now. It's Like 220,000 Words Or Something Like Finished, And, Honest To God, I Can't Do That. I Really Do Need The Help Of, You Know, Other People Working With Me.

Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus, They Scream About The Bishop.

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.