Catholics Don't Scream About Jesus,

Women Had Been On The Verge Of Taking Over The World-the Western World, Anyway. Then Some Sexist Pig In Silicon Valley Invented The Cell Phone And Women Took A Sidetrack On Which All Four Billion Of Them Would Soon Be Happily Talking To Each Other Twenty-four Hours A Day, Getting Nothing Else Done, And Men Would Be Back.

Most People Who Are Trying To Write Kind Of Sit In Their Basements And Pull It Out Of Their Imaginations.

With Most Of My Books, I'll Actually Go Out And Look At The Setting. If You Describe Things Carefully, It Kind Of Makes The Scene Pop.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

Gonna Rain Like A Cow Pissin' On A Flat Rock" [drugstore Clerk To Detective Virgil Flowers] Dark Of The Moon, P.7