Juno Macguff: I Don't Know

If Being An Attractive Woman Got You Attention For Directing, Then The Entire Best Director Category Would Be Comprised Of Models. To Me, That Is Just The Most Ludicrous Connection That You Could Make.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

This Is For The Writers. I Want To Thank All The Writers. I Especially Want To Thank My Fellow Nominees Because I Worship You Guys And I'm Learning From You Every Day.

I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'