Judd Apatow Is Pretty Good,

I Know How To Make It A Great Musical. I've Got To. It's Like I've Got To See It On Stage.

I Only Direct In Self-defense.

You Want Me To Admit I'm A Four-foot, Six-inch Freckle-faced Person Of Jewish Extraction? I Admit It. All But The Extraction. But Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.

In Every Spoof I Make Real Love To The Things I Am Spoofing.

Woody Allen Is A Genius. His Films Are Wonderful. He's Poetic, But He's Also A Critic. He Artfully Steps Back From A Social Setting And Criticizes It Without - I Suspect - Without Letting Himself Be Vulnerable To It.