I Know How To Make

Ill Just Say Whats In My Heart: Ba-bump, Ba-bump, Ba-bump.

Humor Keeps The Elderly Rolling Along, Singing A Song. When You Laugh, Its An Involuntary Explosion Of The Lungs. The Lungs Need To Replenish Themselves With Oxygen. So You Laugh, You Breathe, The Blood Runs, And Everything Is Circulating. If You Dont Laugh, Youll Die.

The More Serious The Situation, The Funnier The Comedy Can Be. The Greatest Comedy Plays Against The Greatest Tragedy. Comedy Is A Red Rubber Ball And If You Throw It Against A Soft, Funny Wall, It Will Not Come Back. But If You Throw It Against The Hard Wall Of Ultimate Reality, It Will Bounce Back And Be Very Lively. Very, Very Few People Understand This.

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?