Johnny Cash Has Only Passed

I Look Just Like The Girls Next Door... If You Happen To Live Next Door To An Amusement Park.

My Grandpa Was A Preacher.

I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals.

I Wouldn't Wanna Go Out Not Looking Like The Dolly People Have Come To Know, Because I've Come To Know Her That Way, Too.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Would Rather Rock In My Rocking Chair When I'm Old And Regret A Few Things That I Did Than To Sit There And Regret That I Never Tried.