Johnny Carson Is A Comedian

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting For Some Like You.