Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.