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Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles And Another Sister Who's A Holy Roller Preacher.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.