Jesus If You Could Cure

I Like To Think Of Bread As Really Bland Cake.

Pie Can't Compete With Cake. Put Candles In A Cake, It's A Birthday Cake. Put Candles In A Pie, Someone's Drunk In The Kitchen.

I Never Went To Church When I Was In College, Either.

I Wish, In Some Ways, I Was The Type Of Comedian Who Could Do Something Blistering And Topical, But I'm The Guy Who Gets Stuck In The Revolving Door And Thinks I Should Write About That.

I'm Much More Interested In Making People Laugh Than Getting Applause Breaks.