Jesus Christ Can't Hit A

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

Every Day You Miss Playing Or Practicing Is One Day Longer It Takes To Be Good.

I Have Found The Game To Be, In All Factualness, A Universal Language Wherever I Traveled At Home Or Abroad.

Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.