Jesse Joyce Is A Great

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.