Jackie Gleason Said That Comedy

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.

The Weatherman Is Not Only Blamed For His Failure To Foretell, He Is Blamed For The Weather Itself.

You've Got A Million Bad Drawings In You; You Better Get Started.

Everything On Saturday Morning [cartoons] Moves Alike That's One Of The Reasons It's Not Animation. The Drawings Are Different, But Everybody Acts The Same Way, Their Feet Move The Same Way, And Everybody Runs The Same Way. It Doesn't Matter Whether It's An Alligator Or A Man Or A Baby Or Anything, They All Move The Same.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.