I've Written Songs About Things

Anybody Who Goes Searching Can Find Enough Artistic Things I've Done That Nobody Can Ever Say I Sold Out.

You Don't Have To Call Me 'mister', Mister; The Whole World Called Me 'hank'!

Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat On The Woman I Love So, And If I Die Between These Sheets I Pray To God She'll Never Know.

All Men Are Created Equal, It Is Only Men Themselves Who Place Themselves Above Equality.

I Took The Hardest Possible Route That You Could Take, And I Still Overcame And Succeeded.