All Men Are Created Equal,

One Thing Is Certain, You Can't Shake Hands With A Fist.

Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat On The Woman I Love So, And If I Die Between These Sheets I Pray To God She'll Never Know.

Teach My Children To Love! They'll Learn To Hate On Their Own

You Don't Have To Call Me 'mister', Mister; The Whole World Called Me 'hank'!

It Is Not The Beauty Of A Building You Should Look At; Its The Construction Of The Foundation That Will Stand The Test Of Time.