I've Said A Thousand Times,

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

Don't Just Play Your Way Around The Course. Think Your Way Around Way Around The Course.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?