I've Never Been Beaten Up!

I Had Trouble Fitting In, In A Musical Sense. A Lot Of Drummers Get Sidetracked By The Instrument. It Can Engulf You.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I'm Like A Sack Of Potatoes, To Be Abused At Will.

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.