I Had Trouble Fitting In,

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.