I've Had A Good Day

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

I've Had A Good Day When I Don't Fall Out Of The Cart.

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

Once When I Was Golfing In Georgia, I Hooked The Ball Into The Swamp. I Went In After It And Found An Alligator Wearing A Shirt With A Picture Of A Little Golfer On It.