I've Got The Moves Like

Caffeine Is Like A Really Attractive Girl That Has Nothing To Say. You Get All Jacked Up On It And Then You're Left Feeling Hollow And Empty.

Every Male Secretly Wants Sex With Brad Pitt.

George Bush Is Just As Much In The Dark As I Am, And It Scares Me.

That's Not True. I Did Not Have Sexual Intercourse With Lindsay Lohan. ... A Lot Of People Probably Did, I Don't Know, [but I Did Not].

And I Think I Have A Distinct Voice.