Every Male Secretly Wants Sex

Before I Go On Stage, I Pretend That Everyone Loves Me.

As A Pop Star, You Don't Have To Be That Smart For People To Think You're Intelligent.

Normal Is Enormously Susceptible To Swinging With The Gusts Of Politics And History. Disguised As Scientific And Fixed, It Is Subjective And Protean. That Is Why I Used The Word Normative Above, A Term Derived From Statistics, Simply Meaning What Most People Do.

Shakira Is A New Friend, But I Love Her Dearly Already. She's So Sweet And Adorable And Hilarious.

Do I Really Have Moves Like Jagger? F**king A, No, I Don’t. But I Was Going To Tell Everybody That I Did And Hoped They Believed Me.