I've Got Nothing Against Gay

I Just Think Barack [obama], He Doesn't Dig Being Asked At All. He's Got A Bit Of An Imperious Nature About Him. I Guess Nobody Has Told Him That Nobody Reads Newspapers Anymore. That Is A Dying Art Form.

I Used To Be A Wicked Disco Guy.

Folks Know That While I Respect Barack Obama And Do Not Cheap-shot The President, I Am Very Skeptical Of His Big Government, Nanny-state Philosophy.

You Want To Have Two Guys Making Out In Front Of Your 4-year-old? It's Ok With Them. A Guy Smoking A Joint, Blowing The Smoke Into Your Little Kid's Face? Ok With Them. And I'm Not Exaggerating Here. This Is Exactly What The Secular Movement Stands For.

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