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Young People Want To Look Like Peas In A Pod, And There Is No Use Trying To Make Them Different.

George Moore Unexpectedly Pinched My Behind. I Felt Rather Honored That My Behind Should Have Drawn The Attention Of The Great Master Of English Prose.

The Theater Is A Baffling Business, And A Shockingly Wasteful One When You Consider That People Who Have Proven Their Worth, Who Have Appeared In Or Been Responsible For Successful Plays, Who Have Given Outstanding Performances, Can Still, In The Full Tide Of Their Energy, Be Forced, Through Lack Of Opportunity, To Sit Idle Season After Season, Their Enthusiasm, Their Morale, Their Very Talent Dwindling To Slow Gray Death. Of Finances We Will Not Even Speak; It Is Too Sad A Tale.

When Men Don't Like Another Man Everyone Assumes He's No Good And That The Men Know What They Are Talking About, Yet When Women Dislike Another Woman People Just Think They're Being Catty.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.