I've Found That My Humor

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

Jews Are Living In The Past And They Can't Get Over It.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.