Even The Republican Party Doesn't

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.